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crank cricket 

A crank cricket is the imaginary bug that tweakers often attempt to scratch at vigorously leading to open sores on the said twackstar's face and or arms. also referred to as crack crabs , ice lice or meffmites
That's Dustin, look at those inverted methmounds on his face, hes always chasing a crank cricket.

Crank Cricket 

A female willing to trade sexual favors for crank.
"That Becky sure is a crank cricket."
Crank Cricket by YungCridMuzik.com October 18, 2021

Crack crickets 

A crack whore that is quiet but yet chirps every once in a while that is annoying.
Walking into the doctors office I happen to see a couple of crack crickets.
Crack crickets by Master ski November 21, 2023

crickity crack my neck is wack 

A phrase used when your neck is messed up in any way
Tim: Dude is your neck ok
Jim: crickity crack my neck is wack