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Tim Canterbury 

A character of BBC's The Office who just turned 30, lives with his parents, and works in Slough at Wernham-Hogg paper company. Pretty much the only high points in this life of his include pulling practical with engaged receptionist Dawn (OTP!) on his annoying desk neighbour Gareth Keenan.
Gareth: In this room, I have special--
Tim: Needs?
Gareth: No, I am a special--
Tim: Needs child?
Gareth: No, and that's not funny!
*Tim and Dawn laugh*
Tim Canterbury by Jemma March 25, 2005
Related Words
A word originated in the bay referring to someone who has just bashed part of a car in, usually a window or bumper. Can also be used as a verb.
Micheal is such a cantele, he smashed into another car yesterday, thats the third time this month.

SHUT THE FUCK UP TONY, OR I WILL CANTELE YOUR CAR TO SHIT!
cantele by lava_vag December 10, 2006

canteening 

The act of traveling to the Merritt Canteen to get some amazing grub such as the Brutal Dog, Clam Strips, Mac-N-Cheez Bites, or a 1/3lbs Bison Cheeseburger. Preferably around 2 a.m. when your high or drunk as fuck.
Are we canteening when you get home?
For sure

Canteen Canteen
canteening by canteen freak December 15, 2011

canteen punk 

A prisoner who has sex in exchange for candy bars, soda or snacks at the canteen. Insulting term for a stupid or weak man or a homosexual.
Shit, don't pay no attention to Jimmy. He's nothing but a canteen punk, blow ya for a snickers bar.
canteen punk by Anonymous November 8, 2002

Cantherpiss 

anything and anything that BAD TO THE BONE.
pantherpissers
You stupid cantherpiss , stop mackin on my mom
Cantherpiss by Raindrop sunshine February 22, 2011
Staying off the drink is a canter
Canter by User67776489 December 7, 2019