schlonkarp 

Someone who is too stupid to know what "schlonkarp" means.

Me: "You fucking schlonkarp"
Schlonkarp: "What the fuck is a schlonkarp"
Me: "Look it up"
Schlonkarp: "ok"
Schlonkarp: *dies from epic roast*

schlonkarp by absurdf March 29, 2021

Schlonkered 

Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.

"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."

Schlonkered by James Holter April 30, 2008

Schlonker 

a man's penis, junk, brashol, tube steak

"Hey John, that chick accross the bar keeps staring at my schlonker. She won't take her eyes off . I think she wants me"

Schlonker by Mr. Cajones December 6, 2018

schlonkinpook 

A word for an extreme drug trip in which the high person is basically a fuckin beanbag.

"Hey, what did you do on the weekend?"
"Yo! I had the fuckin meanest Schlonkinpook! I swear i pissed myself 10 times!

schlonkinpook by Groonkl September 14, 2018

schlunkerpong 

greatest game ever created

schlunkerpong is a real mans sport.

schlunkerpong by schlunker king September 21, 2020

Schlongaphorically 

Of or relating to life fucking you

Schlongaphorically speaking, you’re fucked

Schlongaphorically by Schlingschlongbangbam May 7, 2021