A toaf is a jerk who thinks people don't care about her and purposely leaves those said people. She's cold, heartless, and mean sometimes, but underneath all that, deep, deep, deeeeep down, she might care about them.
Which is strange since she's leaving them. On PURPOSE. BECAUSE SHE HAS SOME STUPID REASONS.
Person 1, the kind Ra: Grace, you shouldn't leave.
Toaf: WATCH ME!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).