toaf

A combination of "turd" and "oaf". When someone does something stupid or is a complete dick head, they are considered to be a toaf or toafy

Aweh dude you crashed the car, you're such a toaf.

You're such an idiot, stop being toafy

by baaaaaatman August 20, 2013

Toaf

Someone who repeatedly says the "N word" as an insult, despite them not being black

Person 1- "Did you hear Nick said the "N word" when playing overwatch?"
Person 2- "Man what a toaf!"

by Steve Jobs the one and only May 24, 2020

Toaf

An insult. Can mean either:
1. Turd oaf
2. Toe fungus

1. Wow, that ridiculous hoe is such a toaf. I can't believe homegurl would spread rumours because she be jellin'.

2. Something smells toaf-y in here, must be the doucher in the corner.

by Youcray August 20, 2013

Toaf

A toaf is a jerk who thinks people don't care about her and purposely leaves those said people. She's cold, heartless, and mean sometimes, but underneath all that, deep, deep, deeeeep down, she might care about them.

Which is strange since she's leaving them. On PURPOSE. BECAUSE SHE HAS SOME STUPID REASONS.

Person 1, the kind Ra: Grace, you shouldn't leave.
Toaf: WATCH ME!

by HATCHETIME November 16, 2017

Toaf

A fart. An acronym from the phrase "Trod On A Frog".

I just did a toaf. Who toafed? He is a toafer.

by Macko J January 30, 2023