-verb To subject a partner, usually female, to rough and largely self-satisfying sexual activity. Commonly used in Northeast Ohio, and especially Washington, DC.
To reach this level of partying, one must become inebriated to a point of total annihilation. Those who accomplish this magnificent feat are only capable of 13.5% of their normal brain function.
Dude I got so slamchopped last night that I accidentally had sex with your mother.
Slamchosis is a self-induced state of psychosis, where your body and mind gets so intoxicated that you begin to slowly melt away until an extremely painful and excruciating death occurs. The orgin of the disease is still unknown, but has been observed to occur after repeated exposure to slamming brutal death metal.