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It's called history, sweaty 

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.
World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!

It’s called living with somebody 

The standard and possibly the most silencing response to a spouse who periodically may become irritated with your annoying and barely tolerable habits.
When I complain about one of his many ingrained and obnoxious habits, my husband often utters, “it’s called living with somebody,” spoken in a softly mellifluous voice.

what’s it called 

when you don’t know what it’s called. commonly used in the snodland and chatham area.
pronunciation: wash-it-cald
what’s it called by tuftym May 24, 2019

Why’s it called dragon? 

Because dragon deez nuts!
Your balls are being taken. Why’s it called dragon?

What’s it called 

Nobody knows the essence of what it’s called and is a complete mystery to the whole nwtc community.
/.::/: gur gur we werr what’s it called

That's not what it's called

Stop doing that. Stop LETTING him do that. You people are fucking idiots. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Hym "That's not what it's called. That is not what is happening there. Your assertion is that HIS DERANGMENT... About how successful you are... Made HIS SON kill him... As opposed to something he was maybe doing to his son... Like, is that what happened to family in Wausau who were killed by their own son? The parents were ALSO so deranged by the outcome of the election that THEIR SON... Killed them. Do the kids love Trump so much that that have to KILL THEIR OWN PARENTS to defend him? Or is it probably something else? Like, the LIKELY... That it is MY THING... Is SO MUCH HIGHER... Than the likelihood that it's THAT... What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"