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whirlyball 

It is the greatest game ever. You sit in a bumper car but instead of a steering wheel there is a pole between your legs that you spin in circles. You have a hi-ly like scooper and you attempt to through a wiffle ball into grapefruit size hole on a basket ball hole. You are not allowed to exit the cart due to the possible chance of electrocution. The score often ends up being 0-0 and you just run into each other but its still super fun. Imagine quidditch on meth
Fuck this shit! Who came up with whirlyball any way?
whirlyball by Wirlyball Man May 5, 2010
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willyfandango 

Super large willy (penis)
Omg he has a willyfandango
willyfandango by kfcg April 29, 2011
the hottest sexiest bitch alive, they get so many bitches and they have the best music taste in the world they also have very good style. They get called “emo” but they have learned to adapt because they are a genius who has learned to embrace emo! (Also good at 8ball and uno)
“Omg is that whirrfan on Instagram?!?!? They’re so hot I want to suck their dick 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍”
whirrfan by whirrfanundercover September 3, 2021

whirlying 

Something you SERIOUSLY don't want to do, unless you want your life over.
(Verb)
HE IS WHIRLYING-
the hottest sexiest bitch alive with the best music taste in the world, they get so many bitches and everyone is secretly in love with them. They are also called “emo” but it’s okay because they’re a genius so they can learn to embrace emo!
“Omg is that whirrfan on Instagram?!? Let’s go suck their dick 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍”
whirrfan by whirrfanundercover September 3, 2021
Micro Niche Internet Celeb that collects emo cds for fun and passes around boys like blunts. This chick crazy but mysterious she got berserk deluxe and mbv deluxe. Coolest mf you’ll ever meet but she as tall as a rick owens tote bag.
Me: Do you know whirrfan?
Random person: Nah dude who’s that?
Me: YOU’RE KIDDING ME RIGHT SHES THE STAR OF INSTAGRAM
whirrfan by mbvfan February 3, 2022