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splayss by gamer21476 March 10, 2021
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A splinter in the ass,usually done while moving from a sitting position on wood or wood-like materials. A splass is very irritating and will hurt if rubbed against.
Me:Today i was trying to scootch over on the bleachers during gym and in the process, I GOT A SPLASS!
Them:A what?!
Me:A SPLINTER IN MY ASS!!!
splass by taywer February 19, 2015

splassback 

Defecation so violent that one's turlet spits water back at you shiney hiney.
DMasterF: "Damn, Wigga! Whys yo pants wet?"
Fauntleroy DQ: "Fuck me runnin'! Ima hadda a splassback from yo Mamma's fried chicken comin out my azz!"
splassback by fucwad June 13, 2004
When you are taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes your asshole, it is a splass. Most common used is past tense: splassed
"Damn it, I just splassed myself in that public bathroom!"
Splass by Airwayangler January 4, 2012
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026