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tsinelas 

a tool that every filipino parent uses on their child. one hit can kill you. but can be avoided by putting cardboard above your ass when your filipino parent hits you.
pinoy 1: oh my god bro, my mom just hit me so hard with her tsinelas.
pinoy 2: goodluck with that bro, i will pray for your speedy recovery.
tsinelas by httpsmilfs March 9, 2021
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tsinelas 

filipino word for flipflops

do not call slippers tsinelas lmao
Son: Mom, my tsinelas broke buy me a new one

Mom: Ok son
tsinelas by freepixelated March 18, 2021

Ang tsinelas 

(Pronounced: chee neh las) The Filipino version of la chancla used by Filipino moms to threaten their child and beats the shit out of their children if they show signs of misbehaviour, or some shit. It usually gives little children PTSD.
Mother: YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR LAUNDRY? GET OVER HERE AND TAKE ANG TSINELAS.
Son: Ah shit, here we go again.

The child now has PTSD because his ass got spanked by ang tsinelas.
Ang tsinelas by plsapproveme March 6, 2021

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