wet stick

Usually a black malboro more 150 cigarette dipped in embalming fluid laced with pcp. Repeated use causes delerium, psychosis, strange hallucinations, adrenaline rush, paranoia, demonic possesed behavior, and temporary superhuman strenth. Fun stuff.

Binjun smoked some wet sticks and flipped out and kicked his winshield out of his car and dangled over the edge of the bridge.

wet stick by thatniggaS_A_L January 18, 2008

Wet Stick

The "Wet Stick" is the act of redeeming ones self from giving a "Dry Stick" earlier. Giving a "Wet Stick" is finishing the story or tale from which the starting was told during the "Dry Stick" period. This results in a full usually embarassing story of the story-teller.

Nigel : "Chea son my finga was all up in her... naw naw chill I can't speak dat s'way too dank"

Frank : "Come on yo.. brah don't play me dat dry stick"

Nigel : "Alright, good fellow my phalanges and metacarpal bones ended up on the interior side of her tea cup, what an magisterial egregious sticky wicket!"

Frank : "Since you have completed your tale, you have henceforth Wet my Stick, I will be forever indebted to you. For giving thyne sweet Wet Stick is deserving of a great prize of eternal gratitude. My gift to you is 500 schellings and 12 earth mana, this will give you a chance at a better tomorrow. Farwell Nigel, God Speed."

*Rides into the Sunset//Fades to Black*

Yes this is just two characters nothing changes but the language from a sort of ebonics to high class proper english with added theatrics at the end.

Wet Stick by Mike B and Dave S January 31, 2008

wet stick

wet stick means everything. stupid, simp, whatever you want it to

“i made them a playlist”
“ugh you’re such a wet stick”

wet stick by ilovecheese6969 July 20, 2022

Texas wet stick

When a chick from texas grinds her soaking wet pussy on your dick cowgirl style and leaves it soaking wet and pre-lubed before riding it.

Bro I went to visit my family down in texas and met this thick black chick and she gave me a Texas wet stick.

Texas wet stick by Recome November 25, 2025

get your stick wet 

Male sexual gratification with a female.

Uncle: So...Dave. What have you been doing these days? Been out there trying to get your stick wet?

get your stick wet by stonerboner October 14, 2007

stick of wet 

A cigarette or blunt dipped into embalming fluid or also know as formaldehyde.

Aye cuz, wanna get real and dip that blunt into this shit that I jack from that funeral home? Imma get us fuct up on a stick of wet, FO SHO!

stick of wet by Kekson October 23, 2010

wet it up with a stick 

When her DM is full of options, but she would rather use a vibrator to get off.

I left that boy on read, and wet it up with a stick

wet it up with a stick by ChaosR May 13, 2021