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Ulrich is not your typical guy he has lots of layers that need to be uncovered. Just to mention a few he is sweet, loving, caring and very overprotective over those he care about. If you ever meet an Ulrich hold on to him tight because you will learn to grow on him and who knows he might be your happy ever after!!
Girl:Have you met Ulrich?
Girl(2):Not yet but I would like to his aura is just something of wonders
Girl:I've noticed that too!!Now I need to meet him too.
Ulrich by ANYNOMOUS420 March 28, 2019
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oh my god the average is 7 but ulrich has an 8 inch penis
A skinny selfish life loving and popular guy
Omg that guy I meat was such an Ulrich!
Ulrich by Lube lover October 16, 2016
Wow the smallest penis recorded is 1 inch and Ulrich is .1 inch
Ulrich by Gib kicd hitcb June 15, 2019

ulrich schnauss 

1. Something you cruise to.
2. Driving music.
3. Good Shit.
A: "Woah man. What a drive; what was that mind-altering music we were listening to?"
B: "Ulrich Schnauss man, who else?"
ulrich schnauss by Polarix November 12, 2004

ulrich schnauss 

- God of music
- Godlike music
A) What is this godlike music that we are listening to?
B) T'is Ulrich Schnauss
ulrich schnauss by Mayro November 18, 2004

lars ulrich 

Drummer for the largest metal band ever, Metallica. Takes a lot of heat for the napster incident. Also gets shit on a lot by people who say he sucks a lot at drums, without thinking if the fact that Lars never said he was good, or talks like he knows what the hell he's doing anyways. He probably doesnt care anyways. He is making truckloads of money playing for Metallica, and he has a hot doctor wife. Does life get any better? I submit that it does not!
-Who plays drums for Metallica?
-Why, Lars Ulrich plays the drums for Metallica.
-Ah, Thank You
lars ulrich by scuba steve November 7, 2004