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Gobblers Knob

A dance where both the male goolies and unit are externally displayed through hole in briefs or boxers then shaken vigorously while moving hips rapidly from side to side. Also called the wangdoodle.
Look everyone! He’s doing the gobblers knob.
Gobblers Knob by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008

Gobbless 

Common term used between motorcyclist
“YOUR GOING TO THE DRAGON? GOBBLESS BORTHER WATCH OUT FOR DEM CLIBBINS
Gobbless by KawiZ900Rider September 3, 2021
Pejorative misspelling of “God bless”, usually used to mock virtue-signaling boomers posting on Facebook about anything from nationalism to bringing back God in schools.
“Let’s bring Jesus back in the classroom, not CRT! Type amen if you agree

“Gobless”
Gobless by VineGuitarist September 24, 2021

Gobbless 

The way Boomers say "God Bless" online.
A Boomer was looking for a new kidney so he started and online fundraising campaign. After every donation he would say "Gobbless each and every 1."
Gobbless by PoopTeen May 13, 2021

snotty gobbles 

Edible berries of Australian mistletoe but now used for various slimy and gelatinous Chinese and Japanese foods such as congee, sea cucumber etc
The banquet at the Greasy Dragoon was great except for the snotty gobbles; I couldn't pick them up with my chopsticks!

gobblesack 

The sack of flesh that hangs below a turkeys chin that contains his gobblers. The juiciest part of a turkey, also the name for the loose skin underneath a fat persons (gravydumpster) chin - in which case it is disgusting.
This Thanksgiving you can keep the turkey breast and legs, I am just trying to munch on that gobblesack.

Did you see that hambeast that just walked by? That motherfucker had a gobblesack hanging down to his nips.
gobblesack by LilBurkey December 31, 2013