A Bishop

To go to a place with the intention and expectation to do something. Then doing something completely different that has little to no correlation to the original task and then complaining when it doesn't work out.

"He's gone and done a bishop."
"I'm just gonna do a bishop."

A Bishop by TheBaldPolish December 5, 2018

A Bishop Challenor 

basically ... youve fucked up
made a hash of it

or done somthing on the cheap.

They have gone and done a bishop challenor!

some one has fitted a door upside down: they have done a bishop challenor

A Bishop Challenor by Mr.CoolWaters October 9, 2008

Full as a Bishop's ballbag 

Slang (Mild. Obsc.) Aust. - To be extremely, totally, and so overbearingly drunk that you have not got a clue what the hell you are doing, where you are, or more importantly, WHO you are...

Pissed, Rat-arsed, Drunk, Pickled, Soused.

Popularised by Australian comedian Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.

Kevin; "My God! I was so drunk that night..."
Audience Member; "How drunk?"
Kevin; "Mate, I was as full as a Bishop's ballbag! I was so f*cking drunk, I was Waterskiing at the bar!"

Full as a Bishop's ballbag by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008

come like a bishop 

To ejaculate forcefully with great volume.

Named because of the celibacy of priests, and the considerable buildup of semen compared to a male who masturbates every day.

To replicate this effect one must abstain from self-abuse for around a week, leading to the resulting ejaculate consisting of considerable force, feeling and volume.

"I couldn't jack off for a week...when I got home I gave in and I had come like a bishop"
-K Johnson, WA

come like a bishop by moohalaa October 29, 2006

Son of a bishop

A modification of an old favourite with a replacement of the noun bitch with an apparently less offensive synonym, but think about it.. would you like to be the son of choir boy molesterer? Thought not! Also handy as your less likely to get pulled up for shouting this at the top of your voice!

Ian... You low down, dirty, yellow bellied son of a bishop!

Son of a bishop by Sir Toby June 2, 2007

Pulling a Bishop 

The act of wearing a very out of place article of clothing. This can pertain to wearing shorts in January, or a Versacci suit in a Wal-Mart.

The origin of the word either pertains to a member of the Catholic church wearing his crazy robes in secular public, or a kid named Nick Bishop, who wears Hawaiian shirts all year long. In Vermont.

Synonymous with Pullin' a Bishop, Pulling a B, Bishopping, or Shopping B's.

Use of phrase: Hey, you see the girl with the cowboy hat? Yeah, she's definitely pulling a bishop.

Pulling a Bishop by VT Word Ninja November 26, 2007

bishop in a turtleneck 

The uncircumsized penis. First used in Hedwig and the Angry Inch

"Hedwig: Luther is silent for a moment, as he stares at
my little Bishop-in-a-turtleneck."

bishop in a turtleneck by kith September 12, 2004