fynnit 

Verb: When a 6'3 300lb man grabs you in a chokehold, starving your body of oxygenated blood in the upper half, therefore increasing pressure levels in the lower half's valves and lower intestine, forcing a ferret sized faeces to drop out of the anus.

"Can we not fynnit each other for one day? It's not good for my metabolism"

fynnit by slurp'n'swallowbutnottoofunky February 4, 2021

Fynnian 

Fynnian is the greatest, coolest guy that all girls love
Everyone wants to be like him

Fynnian is the greatest

Fynnian by Fynnian June 7, 2016

Un-funnities

All those errands, chores, and other annoying tasks you don't want to do and that get in the way of actual fun.

I wanted to go to the movies but I had a long list of un-funnities to get through first.

Un-funnities by ALeftyWriter February 22, 2009

fannit 

Synonym for "fantwit" and "fanbrat", a slightly derogatory term used in place of other, lengthier phrases, such as "hyperactive rabid fangirl(boy)".

Fannits generally have the writing skills of a twelve year-old AIMer.

I was talking to this kid online, and man, she was a total fannit.

fannit by Seshennu December 3, 2005

Fynni 

A white and often black haired boy who's very beautiful and seems to be very kind but has anxiety and a split personality.

Well, I thought he would like me as well but he ignores me all the time and he isn’t able to talk with me either. I guess he's a Fynni.

Fynni by Fynni October 21, 2018

Fynite 

Random leet scottish haxor

your as sexy as Fyn

Fynite by Sex0r February 6, 2003

funnitude 

A measure from 1 (lowest) to 500 (highest) of how funny something is.

Stoner is 420 on the funnitude scale.

funnitude by StonerHilm April 11, 2008