Clam Hands 

When your hands are cold and clammy.

Hey! Get yer clam hands off me!

Clam Hands by aehmoto June 19, 2010

clam hands 

What happens after you rub a girl off.

We had such a good time last night, I ended up with clam hands.

clam hands by Becky Jackson June 20, 2011

Horizontal Clam Handshake 

Another term used for scissoring, the act where women intertwine their legs and rub their vaginas against eachothers vaginas.

Hey dude, I walked in on Susan and Betty making the horizontal clam handshake last night!

Horizontal Clam Handshake by Chris Brown (Sinny/Aerach) December 24, 2007

Hand Clam 

Clasping the hands together palm-to-palm, insert wet (preferably brined) hands in the anus of partner, and proceed to open and close the hands as if they are a clam, using the wrists as a hinge of sorts.

Clifford’s female companion smelled of fish, so in the spirit of the sea, he hand clammed that ass until he got a brown pearl.

Hand Clam by Do Whoosh Bo Baggins August 1, 2019

One hand clam stand

Phrase: The act of placing one's fist into the vaginal cavity of said women while she is squatting. Then elevating woman off of her feet to put her on display for other enjoyment.

Guy 1: Dude did you see Arnold and that bitch in a one hand clam stand last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, It made for a good show with all the noise.

One hand clam stand by Coochie Carnage May 17, 2013

Second hand clam 

When a man unknowingly eats another mans creampie.

Also known as Eskimo twat shot.

I had Scott cum in me this morning and didn’t tell Dave while you sucked it out of me.

“Omg Becky , you second hand clam”

Second hand clam by Teddilinn November 9, 2019

clam bake handshake 

Handjob from a Co-ed on the beach.

We were at the beach with a group on spring break, I tried to fuck her but all she would do is give me a clam bake handshake.

clam bake handshake by Zetland Zoo April 14, 2018