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kneebiter 

A fictional insult constructed by the copy editors for the US edition of the Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy series of books to replace the word asshole which was considered too offensive for the US readership.
A modern example of bowdlerization.
Original Sentence (UK edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")

"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete asshole." - Wowbagger

Bowdlerized Version (US edition of "Life, the Universe and Everything")

"You're a jerk, Dent... A complete kneebiter." - Wowbagger
kneebiter by coderkeitaro October 29, 2007

bruise knee bitch

A man or woman who spends all their time on their knees they love sucking dick . Their idea of getting ahead .
Man Tammy is such a bruise knee bitch.

Bob is just a bruise knee bitch dose he have knee pads .
bruise knee bitch by MARKS BABY August 7, 2017

kneebiter 

A person who is excessively obnoxious. Apparently a chiefly British usage, synonymous with git. One step above an anklebiter.
"Dent, you're a jerk... A complete kneebiter."
kneebiter by Aravin August 12, 2005

bruised knee bitch

A female who spends all of her time on her knees sucking dick.
Tell that bruised knee bitch to get off her knees.
bruised knee bitch by MARKS BABY August 22, 2017

Kneeitch 

When you are mad at something, you say it. Saying it to get your anger out.
My locker wont open!! Kneeitch!!

*Trip over something* Kneeitch!
Kneeitch by Carly&&Holly September 12, 2010

kerbitch 

The act of being a bitch to a girl named kerry
Mike is for sure kerbitch
kerbitch by Nougins April 27, 2005