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Stig-Helmer 

A Stig-Helmer is a creative, clumsy, day-dreaming, kind person. They tend to become fascinated of one certain thing, like train models, therefore, a Stig-Helmer must be a very intelligent guy. A Stig-Helmer is also very creative and creates interesting imaginations of the world around, dreaming of being a hero, Stig-Helmer is unaware that he already is one. Stig-Helmer got one friend, Ole, who is a really nice company for Stig-Helmer. Although Stig-Helmer is a bit sceptic to modern things and Ole is obsessed with such, they still agree on many things. Ole is an optimistic Norwegian and Stig-Helmer a more sceptic Swede. Together they travel all around the world. Let’s not forget, Stig-Helmer is the most romantic human you can find! He is nice and understanding and treats a woman the way she wants. He doesn’t ask for much love, but he gives away a ton of it to whoever he might love. On the deepest inside, he is very heroic and won’t let go of anyone in need of help. Stig-Helmer’s common appearance is a tall guy with glasses, mustache and wild hair with the so famous Stig-Helmer-tofs sticking out from the side of the head. Stig-Helmer is always running into troubles but with his creativity he solves them easily. He is also a great fan of the football-team Hammarby (Bajen). In fact, Stig-Helmer is a very famous figure in Sweden from the movies about him, Sällskapsresan. You’ll be able to find them but they’re in swedish. Stig-Helmer is portrayed in the movies by Lasse Åberg.
-What is the name of that tall, friendly guy?
-You won’t believe me! Stig-Helmer!
-OMG xD
Stig-Helmer by DODmof January 29, 2021
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Helari is a Finnish word for young teen boys usually met screaming with their helium-like high-pitched voices while playing on the internet. They are often related to energy drinks and jonnes.

Helaris make other players playing usually rage, so server admins usually mute or kick these young screamers.
"Vittu mikä helari!"
helari by qkls September 4, 2011
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A retarded way of saying hilarious. usually intentions to piss the other person off by repeating it.
Jim: That youtube video is so helars! i mean really really helars!

Bob: Shut the fuck up, say it right thats not even a word!

Jim: Helars is a word retarded look it up on urban dictionary.

***Repeats***
Helars by Mr. JKM Bunny March 31, 2010
of, relating to, or proceeding directly from God or a god.
The king was given gifts by his people to acknowledge his helbard postition.
Helbard by Robert Johnson November 24, 2003

Hilmarsson's Dilemma

When you are invited to more than one party on the same night and you don't know which party to attend.
Bob is invited to Corey's birthday party and to Eddie's graduation party tonight. Bob is facing a true Hilmarsson's Dilemma.
yo helmr iz dank cuz hes a celebraty n wont be rejected
helmr by mattsmama December 7, 2014