Facebook Jack

Occurs when one poor soul leaves a Facebook account open on a public computer, or any computer for that matter, and gets statuses, pictures, sexual orientation, friends, groups, videos, applications, and all other aspects fucked completely up.

Generally used to teach valuable lessons about locking your shit up.

*Matt has been Facebook Jacked.

Molly: Matt, how drunk were you last night?
Matt: Not very, why?
Molly: You Facebook status says you "got fucked in the ass super hard without lube and you liked it."
Matt: Damnit! They Facebook Jacked me again!!
Molly: Maybe you should learn to lock your shit up.

Facebook Jack by 69isthebestnumber April 14, 2009

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Facebook Jacked

When someone leaves their Facebook logged in and another person comes along and changes their profile picture to a JackFace from the TV series LOST, leaving them in utter humiliation.

Q- "Dude, why did your profile have that weird picture of Jack Shephard from LOST?"
A- "Oh, someone totally Facebook Jacked me."

Facebook Jacked by TRIVIAMASTERDAD February 19, 2011

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facebook jackass

That douchebag that keeps commenting on your and your friends' statuses and keeps joining wall conversations when clearly not wanted around. Hardly anyone ever responds to any of his posts, ever, regardless of whether he directly asks someone a question through a comment. Usually also an annoying jackass that keeps hanging around you and your friends in real life and doesn't pick up the countless hints that no one likes him. The only reason why people ever accepted his friend requests was to not look like a jerk. Very similar to a facebook obligate friend.

Mike: Lost a bet to Steve
Mark: damn that sucks how much do you owe him
Mike: $15 :(
Matt: HAHA NOOB PWND
Mike *thinking*: god damn it, it's that freakin' facebook jackass again

facebook jackass by anonman123 April 25, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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