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Poor Man's Bling 

1. (n.) When someone has more keychains than keys.
1. "Bro what are all those keys for? You must have like 10 cars!" "Nah man, it's just my poor man's bling."

Dead Man’s Bling 

Jewelry one would get because of the death of a family member
Yo check out my new dead man’s bling I got from my grandpa

Being a man 

Choosing the irrational option of a task.
"Do you want be to deep fry the turkey this year?"
"Nah I'm being a man, I'm gonna grill it."
Being a man by FonzieButt November 17, 2011

Being a MAN 

Is doing whatever ANOTHER MAN says... Even if he's a retard... OR ELSE!
Hym "And what is the 'OR ELSE' part of being a man? BEING A LADY! THAT'S PUNISHMENT! I HAVE TO BE A LADY! SEE THE ANALOGY!? GREAT LESSON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS GUYS! YOU'RE REALLY SHOWING ME AREN'T YOU!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Being a MAN by Hym Iam December 30, 2023

Being a man 

Oh YUP! Scoop it all in to you breeder incest cult bullshit.
Hym "You are not better thing society by doing your incest cult and you can't maintain that being a man has social modifiers if sex and gender are the same. Being a man is either having a dick OR it's NOT THAT."
Being a man by Hym Iam February 19, 2025

manblingo 

An extra large penis with bling bling. Such as piercings or cock ring.
mandingo
* girl pulls down his pants and sees a huge cock with piercings. "Wow you got a manblingo!"
manblingo by Poonj March 19, 2016