Michelob Ultra 

Amber-colored water with a miniscule alcohhol content which seems to be marketed as a sports drink.

Person 1: Would you like a beer?
Person 2: What do you have?
Person 1: Just Mich Ultra. It's good for you, you know.
Person 2: Nah, I'll take something a little stronger. How about a water?

Michelob Ultra by Kturk August 5, 2005

Michelob Ultra 

What beer drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer.

Dude #1: "Hey buddy, want a beer?"
Dude #2: "No thanks, I have to drive home later. Can I have a Michelob Ultra?"

Michelob Ultra by dmbcpa777 August 9, 2012

Michelob Ultra 

Flavorless alcohol delivery product that people think is good for them because their television and radio told them so.

I saw a man walk out of the grocery store with three bags of chips, five loaves of bread, and two cases of Michelob Ultra. He's watching his carb intake, you know.

Michelob Ultra by Beerman September 22, 2003

Michelob Ultra 

The beer people hate on for being light but are drinking a 210 calorie beer with the same alcohol percentage. You drink
Bud light buddy, calm down.

Yeah let me grab a Michelob Ultra I’m not trying to eat two dinners

Michelob Ultra by NewYorkPalmTrees January 8, 2021

Michelob Ultra 

A genuinely nice change of pace for those of us watching our waist lines (Who ain't been there before). A excellent beer for smashing and impressing your friends and family! ;)

Hot person: You have beer?
Bartender: Why yes, sweetheart. What will it be?
Hot person: A very slim, Low carb, sexy, Michelob Ultra
Bartender: Take me now

Michelob Ultra by GrassInsideMeAss May 7, 2018

michelob ultra dick 

It’s slender, smooth with little to no veins when fully erect. The surroundings, balls included, are waxed clean to perfection.

Chad totally has a michelob ultra dick.

michelob ultra dick by HotSweatyLady January 14, 2020

michelobe ultra 

Pussy beer. It's for golfers and queers.

"Let's get some michelobe ultra"

"Yeah, right after I powder my pussy... Queer."

michelobe ultra by Vikingtechnologi April 22, 2014