duck fucker 

1)A person who is very anal retentive and incapable of using common sense.

2)The ideal employee for any state or government job.

I can't stand working with Derek...he is such a duck fucker!

duck fucker by livingdeadgirl September 23, 2008

duck fucker 

a; a person who has sex with ducks
b; a person who, on a regular basis, is annoyingly sensitive or persistant regarding something unimportant or not worth caring about.
c; a generic insult meant to confuse the insulted person

what a duck fucker!
dude, don't be a duck fucker

duck fucker by cspine June 7, 2004

duck fucker 

1. someone who is particularly anal about things that no one else cares about
2. someone that thinks he is better than everyone else

Jay is such a duck fucker! Did you read that article he wrote in the school paper? No on cares about that gross band.

duck fucker by Bridgett May 14, 2006

Duck fucker 

Someone who fucks ducks

Tiller is a real duck fucker

My name is Tiller, I fuck ducks and sometimes small reptiles if i am feeling frisky

Tiller, stop fucking the birds and reptiles

Duck fucker by notaduckfuckerliketilleris October 9, 2008

Duck Fucker 

Cast member of the show Duck Dynasty.

I'm on the show Duck Dynasty, therefore I'm a duck fucker.

Duck Fucker by Rickstering October 27, 2014

Duck Fucker 

People who think ducks are thicccc and want to smash.

Gabe- "like im not a duck fucker but thicc duck is thicc duck"
Man- "Gabe is a duck fucker"

Duck Fucker by BEANS BEANS BEANS April 3, 2020

Duck Fucker 

1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck

Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"

Duck Fucker by DuckLover42 April 17, 2009