A verb used to characterize the avoidance of a subject using the imagery of zig-zagging as rabbits naturally employ to avoid being nailed by a predator.

I noticed that she often engaged in the clever art of zigzaggery when interviewers asked her pointed questions about her earlier life as a depressed alcoholic married to a Los Angeles commercial and television actor.

zigzaggery by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021

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zigzag shit war

The act of which two people throw human feces at each other while either drunk or enraged enough to participate in a zigzag shit war.

Dad: hey you just stepped on my lawn!
Neighbor: hey fuck you, i dont give a shit about your lawn!
Dad: oh so you dont give a shit, how about i give it for you!
*Rips Off Cargos And Squats With Hand Underneath*
*Flings Shit Towards Neighbor*
*Neighbor Retaliates With Shit*
Behold, the zigzag shit war

zigzag shit war by xXiiSyn April 14, 2014

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Zigzagphobia

Having a strong fear for anything with a zig-zag pattern.
This is often paired with a phobia of raccoons.

People diagnosed with Zigzagphobia often avoid tall grass patches in case they encounter raccoons with a zig-zag pattern. Also known as 'Zigzagoon'.

The counterpart of 'Zigzagphobia' is 'Zigzagphilia'.
In which case the person is heavily obsessed with Zigzagoons, sometimes seeming like a possession.

Zigzagphobia gives a feeling like a strong sensation of fear while looking at zig-zag patterned raccoons.

Zigzagphobia by Eli407 March 19, 2014

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zigzagoon

A Pokémon typically used as an HM slave and generally looked down upon/forgotten by the larger Pokémon fandom.

Seriously? Zigzagoon? Evolve that thing so it doesn’t hold your team down...

zigzagoon by Moyaimoyai August 24, 2019

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