The act of recieving a blowjob that makes you cum all over the place. This can also be done with a girl stroking your cock and you cumming all in her mouth. The cum is the vanilla shake. This is most popularly done at a McDonalds or at a McCafe.

I never felt true penis pleasure until I had a McCafe Vanilla Shake.

McCafe Vanilla Shake by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

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Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012

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Vanilla Milk shake

jizzing in some ones mouth usualy while sleeping or during intercourse.

"bro i gave jim a vanilla milk shake while he was asleep it was everywhere."

Vanilla Milk shake by Tommm T. March 31, 2009

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Vanilla Milk Shake

When a male ejaculates into a condom, while the female removes it swallowing the contents from the condom or a vagina.

I just gave Vanessa her first Vanilla Milk Shake.

Vanessa is super down with Vanilla Milk Shakes.

Vanilla Milk Shake by NevermoreMe June 21, 2022

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