unban request 

An unban request is something send the mods of a twitch stream or chat, or some other online platforms you can get banned on it threw, to request getting unbanned. People normally send these after saying something stupid, dumb, sexual, or generally inappropriate in said chat etc. and regret getting banned from said chat.
Unban requests normally consist of lame excuses, or reasons why they should be unbanned.

For example: "My little brother was on my computer."
Or, "I'm sorry I didn't mean to." Even though they deliberately typed the things in chat that got them banned.

The easiest way to avoid looking this idiotic is to bit type things that will get you banned in the first place.

Imjustalittlekid69 sent and unban request saying he "didn't mean it," to his favorite streamer after getting banned by her mods for explicitly typing: " Please bury me in your boobies!!!😍🥰😏😛😝😜" In her Twitch chat.

unban request by SomeDumbassGuy July 24, 2021

Unbalanced Anthony 

A unfair, lopsided, or ludicrous offer.

The hooker said it’s $50 for a blowjob.

“I said you can keep that Unbalanced Anthony shit. You only got half your teeth - I’ll give you $10.”

Unbalanced Anthony by McBackup November 2, 2022

Unbench the Kench 

When you're playing League of Legends as Tahm Kench and you bust out the big guns to go swallow up the enemy team's carrying player before spitting him out into the middle of your team for you all to dog pile onto like they're delicious BBQ chicken wings.

Also relevant if everyone is dead, you're 1v1'ing a fed Nasus and you gotta kill that fucker before he Q-slam 1-shot's your nexus.

First quoted by BrickyOrchid8 in his Story Time video 'Unbench the Kench'.

It's time to Unbench the Kench!

Unbench the Kench by DanteTorn August 15, 2017

Unbenessed 

1. A pain in the ass, something that is extremely irritating or difficult to deal with, along with also being stupid, or dumb.

2. Being not amused by someones actions or an event that occurred.

3. To be literally smacked by Satan.

Example 1: I just went to the DMV the other day, and it was totally unbenessed.

Example 2: My friend is being unbenessed about me texting my girlfriend when I am around him.

Example 3: The fair was completely unbenessed today...

Unbenessed by Squidster June 8, 2013

unbaffleable 

the ability to not be baffled

Shane: We're unbaffleable!
Ryan: That's not a word

unbaffleable by Yeet my kids January 21, 2020

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People 

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.

Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People by TRK, Author April 25, 2008

Unangst 

A short girl with hair

That's Grace Unangst!

Unangst by Mason November 30, 2004