poop fart 

Oderous flatulence which proceeds a large shit (pre-poop). Poop farts can yield information related to the upcoming crap including degree of stench, mass and potential anal velocity. Those conversant in art of poop farting can potentially predict color, texture and volume of the ensuing shit.

I had too much Qdoba last night and based on these poop farts, I predict a double-flush power dump with green, furry logs.

poop fart by Ronn May 16, 2006

poop fart 

A very atrocious fart resembling the smell of poop, which is actually used as a reminder that a person needs to take a dump

"Eww, did you poop fart!?"

"Yeah, sorry I need to take a dump"

poop fart by murkin92 September 12, 2011

Poop Fart 

Pooping when a fart is trapped behind the poop. The fart actually propels the poop out quicker. OR When you are unsure whether you need to poop or fart. Sometimes it's just one or the other. It is often a surprise.

I poop farted today and it was like blowing a bowling ball out of my butt.

I thought I needed to take a poop but it was just a poop fart.

Poop Fart by Grandpooba79 September 13, 2011

poop fart 

a poop fart is baisicly the act of forcing out a fart, whilst it is really diarhea... and you poop instead. but still get the fart noise

i had to leave work early today to shower and change, cuz i had a poop fart

poop fart by Clinton the DP September 10, 2006

poop fart 

when you fart so hard poop comes out

ruth, you just pooped!

ruth: no, I farted

Ruth, I had a poop fart

poop fart by kitty 9999999999 July 8, 2010

Poop Fart 

Somebody who buys you something for a birthday or holiday when you tell them you don't want anything and would rather they save their money.

"Hey dude! What do you want for your birthday?"
"Don't be a poop fart, I don't want anything."

Poop Fart by TheREALslimShady4201223 June 24, 2009

poop fart 

when you think its a fart but its a full poop

i think i just made a poop fart in my pants

poop fart by dodo jojo November 3, 2020