Basically the greatest last name ever. It's origins are shrowded in mystery, probably comming from Wales, or England, or Hungary. Mabey Romania. If your last name is Hendley it means you are good at everything except spelling and wisteling, two activities you are destined to suck at.
However you will be beast at swimming and shooting pool.
Damn, you see that Hendley, he's awesome. Too bad he can't spell worth a damn.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)