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Zympsithisius 

An intense disease found in the upper left lung, you can be infected by the disease if you choose to paper cut your left toe with a piece of paper with a length of approximately 9.056mm by 5.567mm. You can also be infected by eating litmus paper on the 31st of December at 8.05pm sharp. The disease melts your upper left lung and causes your breathing to sound like a pig.
Last Saturday, Jim was infected by Zympsithisius because he decided to eat paper
Zympsithisius by Juan Perez Garcia February 1, 2021
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Zympidis 

Zympidis (Male) or Zympidou (Female) is a rare surname that is often used in Greece. These few who have this surname are most likely to be Pontic Greeks and they are often found in Northwest Macedonia (Greece). Dynamism, selfishness and stagnation are their most common characteristics. They are often short and muscular. They are ready to explode like an atomic bomb anywhere, at anytime. Last but not least, they tend to be aggressive towards their loved ones.
-Woah, this gorgeous guy is too short for me...

-Probably, it's a Zympi-thing.

-Your surname sir? Zyymjshshs-
-Um... Zympidis. Z-y-m-p-i-d-i-s.
Zympidis by Hdhshsjdjfj November 21, 2021

Zympidis 

Zympidis (Male) or Zympidou (Female) is a rare surname that is often used in Greece. These few who have this surname are most likely to be Pontic Greeks and they are often found in Northwest Macedonia (Greece). Dynamism, selfishness and stagnation are their most common characteristics. They are often short and muscular. They are ready to explode like an atomic bomb anywhere, at anytime. Last but not least, they tend to be aggressive towards their loved ones.
-And your surname, sir?
-Zympidis.
-What?
- Z-y-m-p-i-d-i-s.
Zympidis by Hdhshsjdjfj November 30, 2021

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
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