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probation officer 

person to whom you must check in with while on probation.
Damn, I wish I could go out with you to the bars tonight Leroy but, I've got to see my probation officer in the morning.
probation officer by The View June 19, 2008

Officer Earl 

The chief of police from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, who is also god of all living creatures.

Officer Square Head 

A term for the disgusting, vile, Amber Heard. (Or Amber Turd.) As shown in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Depp referred to Heard as Officer Square Head in a text message.

Officer Down 

A call made by police to indicate an officer is severely injured or deceased. Usually referring to other officers, but can be used in the first person. This is followed by the location of the officer in question.
"Shots fired! Officer Down! I'm at 73rd and Brooklyn, get EMS and backup now!"

"Dispatch Received. All units, Code 3, we have an officer down, all units respond to the intersection of 73rd and Brooklyn, ASAP."
Officer Down by Moderate_Man May 20, 2019

officer zaddy 

Officer Zaddy mean a fine as hell Tim Fucking Bardford.
"What's officer Zaddy doing here Lucy" says Tamara
"Laughs" Lucy

Lego Officer 

A roblox police officer who is really bad at what they do.
Lego Officer by aviajames April 7, 2019