A drug injecting addict who will stop at nothing to get high. Lying, cheating, stealing, manipulation, deception, exploitation and trickery are the most common tactics they use.
Richard: Me too, their best album is dick tears and their best song is We Kicked JB out of the Band Because He Kept Saying the Dope Nose Slur on July 29th 2023!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).