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cytos.io 

Dead game which doesnt need players to be great for the owner.
Would you like to play cytos.io/cytos?
Oh f**k no! Why would I?
cytos.io by mamo34 December 1, 2021

Cytoskeleton

The word your cell bio teacher tells you (in class) doesn't have a definition up on Urban Dictionary yet.
Urban Dictionary

Why you no have cytoskeleton definition?
Cytoskeleton by SemiRem November 7, 2011

cytometer 

1. Hell on earth. It will literally kill your soul. You should never utter the word cytometer because the photon gods will kill you.

2. Fancy ass cell counter. Not all that impressive unless you are trying to pad your resume.

3. Science box with lasers. Cannot get you laid.

4. End of the line science gadget for retard graduate students to waste time on.

5. I hate my life, after cytometry
You work on a cytometer?
Yeah!
I'm breaking up with you.
cytometer by laserface444 February 25, 2011

Extreme Cytodwarfism 

To be extremely addicted to engaging in sexual activities with dwarfs.
Johnny has extreme cytodwarfism so he engages in sexual intercoursewith dwarfs all of the time.

cytokinisis

the cytoplasmic division of a cell at the end of mitosis or meiosis, bringing about the separation into two daughter cells. The reproduction of a cell.
person 1: What are you doing for your science fair project?
person 2: I am making a project on cytokinisis
person 1: What is that?
person 2: This is when a mommy cell wants a little baby that is identical to her so she prepares to give life by splitting in two and reproducing itself
person 1: soooooooo no daddy

person 2: nope, no daddy cell needed for cytokineisis
person 1: really? so aren't you glad that you are not a cell?
person 2: (walks away)

cytokine storm 

Medical slang for a severe immune reaction in which the body generates an over production of immune cells and their activating compounds (cytokines) and releases them into the blood too rapidly. A cytokine storm is on the opposite end of the spectrum from an under active response by the immune system.

Treatments during a COVID-19 pandemic may be very different depending on one's body's response, especially since some of the most vulnerable over respond with a cytokine storm or under respond because of a hypo immune disorder. So before taking fish tank cleaner you need to be able to get a professional to tell the difference between a cytokine storm and a hypo immune disorder, and get your medicine prescription from a read medical doctor and pharmacy vs politician-pet store.

A cytokine storm is typically activated by an infection, dysfunctional autoimmune conditions, and/or disease. Symptoms include severe fever, nausea, headache, inflammation (eg rash - redness/swelling), rapid heartbeat, low blood pressure, trouble breathing , and fatigue. In a mild cytokine storm the response may be temporary but a severe storm may cause multiple organ failure.

A severe cytokine storm is also know as hypercytokinemia.
The problem of a cytokine storm is compounded such as the response to the flu when lung inflammation caused by the rapid response of the immune system and fluid buildup lead to respiratory distress, especially when contaminated by a secondary bacterial such as pneumonia.
cytokine storm by mlhiss April 8, 2020