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Close your eyes and think of the best thing ever in your life... now open, I bet you were thinking of slusher, the man of many talents.

A master of water. A master of laying pipes. Lucky strikes in his pocket and a big smile on his bearded face. Bringing a ray of sunshine to any where he may be. He may be as one would say "short" but he is blessed with a "richard" that's tall.

Bumping prof in his mini van, he ain't no God damn son of a bitch.
,if you see this Rob..you better run.

Vanilla may be in the name but he is far from it professional in the streets and kinky sexy silver fox in the sheets.
"Who is that guy?"

*man sits quietly smoking a cigarette while looking up over his glasses"
"That's slusher, he is the fuckin man"
Slusher by JackAuf April 25, 2023

slusherbait

an older guy going to very young girls. similer to jail bait but with slushies.
yo jake shes like 13 dude get off that slusherbait game
slusherbait by chrislandry April 20, 2013
A combination of the words slut and loser. Can either be used as an insult or a joke.
Lauren: My legs are actually huge

Michelle: Shut up sluser you're so skinny
sluser by BrookeDavisCOB October 7, 2010
-noun

A ‘Slusher’ or Slushers' is an individual or group that spends time filtering through web content in search of quality links and information to share on social bookmarking and networking sites.
“I am a slusher, phear my mad rating skillz.” – “The slushers have been sourcing our content like crazy!”
Slusher by 3ncryptabl3 June 28, 2008

Slusher Shopping 

The right of passage all Virginia Tech students undertake to Slusher Tower. The quest to find a desperate women and smash, there are 13 floors of misery to choose from, if you dont succeed you backflip off the top.
Man, I really want to smash.

Bro, just go Slusher Shopping.
Slusher Shopping by sad_boi_hours October 20, 2019
When a man shoves snow into a womans vagina before jizzing.
I wanted to give that girl a slusher but it was summer so I just did a screaming seagull.
Slusher by The Slusher January 1, 2010