nipdart

A bug that no one has ever seen before that lives in your asshole. At the most embarassing moment, the bug appears out of your asshole, bites you in the back of your balls and runs back in your ass.

Damn that nipdart! To this day I have never caught him.

nipdart by Chunners November 17, 2007

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Nipdart

The tiny, black, flying insects, usually seen in outhouses, that nip at your nuts and dart up your ass.

Upon returning from the latrine, David exclaims, "I just swallowed a Nipdart and I know it just flew off a log in the outhouse!"

Nipdart by Hipstr67 May 12, 2016

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nipdart • nipdar

Nipdar

ability to detect a woman's hard nipples with ease.

My boyfriend has such finely tuned nipdar.

Nipdar by RubyDex November 12, 2006

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nipdar

the ability to know where peoples nipples are without having to lift up there shirt

ashleymarie: "i can find out where anyones nipple is"
d-hustla: "you got a nipdar!"

nipdar by ashleyannihilate November 1, 2007

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nipdar

the act of squeezing someones nipple and rotating it 360 degrees

I gave him a nipdar and he screamed like a little girl.

nipdar by Scott Ruby November 6, 2003

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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