Turdworthy 

Preferred literature of defecation.

I have found that the Readers Digest is a highly turdworthy publication, the articles aren't too long.

Turdworthy by Carson Giles March 16, 2008

Turdsworth 

Whereby one cannot finish one's meal and the amount left on the plate is comparable to the turd within the individual.

Sarah was out to brunch with her girlfriends but was yet to have a bowel motion for the day consequently she left a turdsworth of French toast on the plate.

Graham: "Frank, do you need to shit?"

Frank: "How did you know?"

Graham: "You've left a turdsworth of your carbonara."

Frank: "I love you".

Graham: "What?"

Frank: "Nothing".

Turdsworth by Shombray5000 January 18, 2015

Tardworthy 

Tardworthy, used to insult somone who has done something completly stupid, neh tardworthy.

"betty, what you just did then is tardworthy!"

Tardworthy by Andy Woodsterr February 24, 2008

tugworthy 

Sexually appealing and worthy of the onanistic proclivity of the male humanoid

You know that Jack hangs out with you because he thinks your Mom is totally tugworthy, right?

tugworthy by dotardjtrump June 8, 2018

tuckworthy 

an article of clothing that's nice enough to warrant being tucked-in

That Polo shirt is really tuckworthy.

tuckworthy by Hawthorne June 7, 2005

tubworthy 

Someone that is attractive to the extent that you'd like to get in a hot tub or shower with for a potential sexual encounter.

There is a new girl at work that all the guys think is tubworthy.

tubworthy by boratfan January 14, 2009

Turdsworth 

1. A person who is of equal or less importance to a turd.
2. A person who smells like shit
3. Asians
4. A person who steps in shit

' Ha! you fucking turdsworth '
' Jon, your a turdsworth '

Rob: 'Oi Jon, i heard your mom stepped in shit'
Jon: 'Yeah she did'
Rob: 'Turdsworth'

Turdsworth by The.Angry.Dwarf December 2, 2009