The act of using the tip of one’s index finger, wrapped in a butt wipe or a swatch of wet toilet paper to shove up and poke the anus as far up as will allow in order to clean and free one’s self from the itchy, leftover, leaky fecal matter that is impossible to wipe clean with a regular toilet paper wiping.
Ofier came back from the a week at the underground rave where they served unlimited beers and ghost pepper fries, he came down with a tricky case of Vacation Ass. After multiple bowel movements, the only way stop and clean his anal leakage was to do the ‘ol swizzout.
White frothy and/or cruddy (i.e., very moist and crusty) deposits built up on one's lips and the corners of one's mouth; often attributable to excessive alcoholic intake, dehydration and overexcitement. In some instances, can also be used as a slang term for male ejaculate.
1) There are like two gobs of white spizzow in the corners of his mouth; 2) Dude, you got your spizzow all over my pillowcase!
White frothy and/or cruddy (i.e., very moist and crusty) deposits built up on one's lips and the corners of one's mouth; often attributable to excessive alcoholic intake, dehydration and overexcitement. In some instances, can also be used as a slang term for male ejaculate.
1) There are like two gobs of white spizzow in the corners of his mouth; 2) Dude, you got your spizzow all over my pillowcase!
Spazzout: When a Living thing (Usually cats) take off at ultra speeds and usually hit the wall from not having enough friction to stop thier hasting speed across a room.
A spazzout usually occurs after a Feline usually younger aged hears a noise that can vary in Decibels that is just enough to cause them to release huge sums of energy.
Spazzing is the result of having large amounts of energy that are released for no apparent reason off a trigger or condition such as a footstep or a drip of water causing the cat to release the excess energy until the cat needs a nap.
When a cat is in high octane, the energy is at high levels and they are usually very playful or spontaneous at random ambushing your feet behind a couch.
A man walks into a room, and all the sudden makes the floor squeak, this slight noise causes a nearby cat or kitten to bolt across the room and hit the wall, then turn around and pounce the floor with front legs.
Once they spazzout enough, they usually calm down and take a nap from the huge energy release.
The mental cause behind a spazzout from a cat is unknown, but theories suggest that is is a simple freakout a cat experiences from unexpected events or anomalies.