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spek is a lifeley billion years away
spek by xdr5t3evq3q January 2, 2024
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A speck is a 60-year-old balding man named Spence. This word originated from a phone call Spence made placing a food order, and the employee couldn't understand the name he was trying to say. They called him Spek, and that became a species. Now schools and streets are named Spek after this glorious man.
"I just went to the store and the employee was so rude."

"Really? Was he a Spek or a normal person?"

"Normal person. A spek would never treat me like that."
Spek by picklini April 9, 2024

Spek london

A way of telling others in a videogame to stop speaking or typing in their third-world native language and rather use a more superior language to communicate.
Ingame chat user1: "Poshel ty musor ublyudok cyka blyat"
Ingame chat user2: "Spek london noob"
Ingame chat user1: "хахахахахаха"
Inhame chat user1: "Fakk you nob stupid"
Spek london by icewalla December 3, 2021
An inbred hype-beast, who against all odds, still cannot host a party.
"You did you go to that dj spek party last night?"
"No it was fucking horrendous"
dj spek by iamdookiemonster August 21, 2021
The Master of War in Chrono Trigger, found in the End of Time, who kicks major ass.

His theme song kicks major ass.
All his forms (Kilwala, Goblin, Omnicrone, Masa, Nu) kick ass.
His fighting kicks ass.
His talking kicks ass.

Everything about him kicks ass.
spekkio by DrIdiot August 31, 2004

Regina Spektor 

Musical artist from Russia. Mostly prevelant on the indie scene until her single "Fidelity," which reached video-watching fame on Youtube and was then voted #1 song of 2006 on SIRIUS Radio's Left of Center program.

Spektor experiments with several non-mainstream vocal techniques, most famously the glottal stop from "Fidelity." She's also just pretty experimental in general, known for her poetic lyrics and softer sounds.

Some of her songs are really just weird. Others are really just nice. She says she's written over 700 songs, so you have a long time to look for something that works for you.
Non-musical person: God, Regina Spektor can't sing. Have you heard her? She's so annoying!

Musical person: Actually, I respect her nearly perfect tone, rhythm-sensitive ear, and singing ability.

"This is how it works
You're young until you're not
You love until you don't
You try until you can't
You laugh until you cry
You cry until you laugh
And everyone must breathe
Until their dying breath" - "On the Radio" by Regina Spektor, one of her other more well-known songs.
Regina Spektor by RainyDayz June 27, 2007