Speke 

To "speke" is to smoke cannabis of some kind, preferably a joint, but it goes for everything. The word "speke" might be interpreted as synonymous to the word "blaze" e.g. to blaze.

"Hey, I just bought a quarter of weed. Want to speke?"

Speke by Tee-Bear August 19, 2013

Meke Speke 

A combination of the maori word "tu meke"(meaning too much) and the gamer slang "spec"(specialization).

Basically denouncing that the subject of the matter is far to powerful and should be treated with extreme respect/caution at all times.

Bro I tried fighting the Nameless King in darksouls last night, I had to give up he's way too meke speke for me right now.

Gymrat 1: "Damn checkout baby girls booty over there"

Gymrat 2: "Hooosh, yo I seen her squatting 3 plates last week... fuckin meke speke"

Meke Speke by Kuzzimodo January 16, 2021

Speaker Mike Johnson 

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.

“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”

Speaker Mike Johnson by TK2000 October 28, 2023

speaker city 

The company Vince Vaughn's character owns in the movie Old School. There are also tshirts for sale with the Speaker City logo from the movie.

Where did they get all those music supplies for the party in Old School?

Speaker City.

speaker city by TMurphster March 18, 2008

sow seeker

A guy who notoriously ends up with the ugliest girl at the party.

"Pete's a great guy but his sow seeking will keep bringing the ugly girls to our parties"

sow seeker by john wiskeyjack August 16, 2003

UwU Speech 

UwU speech, also known as verbal diabetes, is the complete saturation of language with sweet and cute words, and or the replacement/repetition of letters within words with other letters to accentuate the childish and sweet tone, often the letter "w" being ruthlessly abused. Emoticons/Emoji usage may vary but if used generally serve to exaggerate the coma inducing sweetness.

Examples of UwU speech
1. "Hewwo Daniel, w-would you liek sum snuzzles? :3 <3 uwu"
2. ">~< thancc you honey cookie. (insert anime emoji with hearts) i twied me best <<3. "

UwU Speech by realhotdogmen October 6, 2019

status seeker

A person who is always looking to improve their social standing beyond what is reasonable or fitting by acquiring more desirable possessions, taking extravagant vacations, joining exclusive organizations and cultivating new and advantageous social connections in order to impress others.

His vacationing on the Costa del Sol shows what a status seeker he has become.

Being superficial status seekers, they are thinking of buying a new McMansion, even though they don't plan on having a family and already own a house that suits their needs in all respects.

status seeker by lifeonearth December 18, 2012