Penjury 

The ink stains you have from fighting your friends or family with an ink pen

oh fuck man, my mums gona kill me for this penjury on my shirt

Penjury by allthefittestgirls June 6, 2011

cosmetic perjury 

noun:
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.

aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"

cosmetic perjury by its_aks November 5, 2005

Perjury Trap 

When you know someone did something, you ask them about it and they lie to you.

Lying when the other person already knows the answer.

I was caught lying under oath about robbing the bank. They setup a perjury trap since they had it on video the whole time!

Perjury Trap by Fo Gish November 13, 2018

Perjury 

Telling a lie during a trial despite pledging the oath to tell the truth

1: Did You hear about that trial?
2: I heard the Lawyer Got arrested Fie perjury

Perjury by EnglishMamba February 10, 2019

Pinjury 

An injury to, or general soreness of the wrist or hand as a result of spending too much time on Pinterest.

Corrie complained that her pinjury was severe enough that she might need to see a doctor.

Pinjury by fiosh December 16, 2012

perjury trap 

The act of asking a liar a question under oath

Asking the President if he has done anything illegal is a perjury trap because everything he does is illegal and everything he says is a lie, therefore the statements can’t be reconciled.

perjury trap by Juan Moore Beer June 8, 2018

perjury 

Lying under oathe. What got Bubba Clinton impeached while President. It had NOTHING to do with an adulterous affair with his intern, Monica Lewinsky. His impeachement was ENTIRELY Constitutional because the U.S Constitution lists pergery among "high crimes and misdeameanors" because it can get you thrown into jail.

Perjury is stupid and can get you thrown in jail. Just tell the truth, because the truth will eventually come out anyway. Save yourself further embarassment.

perjury by [e-mail] January 6, 2008