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Canability 

Noun:
Skilled to Perform, Inspired to Unleash Brilliance
(See also: Pallets Up)
Wei Ming pumped his hands to the beat of the Press. Jesse was like, yeah boi, Pallets Up!. Sik Canability!
Canability by CanMaker August 29, 2023

Cuntability

The ability to be a cunt with little to no effort.
Amy has great Cuntability!
Cuntability by Mr Munt May 24, 2014

culpability 

The responsibility of a fault or wrong doing (synonym of guilt)
The culpability of what I had done
culpability by Katniss mellark January 29, 2014

Cushability 

Used in reference to the comfiness factor of anything upon which one should sit, especially haybales. Unless of course you are allergic to hay, in which case, you miss out on the awesomeness entirely.
"This haybale has great cushability."

"The cushability of this couch is stellar."

chugability 

The essential smoothness of a beverage (usually alcoholic), lack of harshness, possessing the quality of a lager or pilsner drink which promotes effortlessness and/or speediness in the act of drinking.

A chug is constituted by several successive gulps of a beverage, usually resulting in said beverage to trickle down one's cheeks and/or stain one's clothing.
Drinks With High Chugability:
Golden Eagle
Miller Magnum
Steel Reserve
Tecate

Drinks With Low Chugability:
Guinness
chugability by Uriah April 26, 2005

Cognitive Capability Fabrication 

An ability only low to mid-ranked divine beings possess. It allows the users to manifest any “superpower” imaginable. This ability was created by the high-ranked gods to accommodate weaker gods in dire situations. The ability activates when the user concentrate on the desired powers. There are no limits on how high someone’s powers can go, but there is a minimum limit. “Any being with Cognitive Capability Fabrication is unable to accelerate under twenty-five meters per second.” This limitation only refers to an individual’s sprinting speed, not the walking speed. The high-ranked Immortal beings may obtain the ability if they wanted to alter their bodies into a mortal.
P1: I wish I had superpowers.
P2: Do you know about Cognitive Capability Fabrication?
P1: No. What is that?
P2: Basically, you get superpowers by imagining them.
P1: I’ve done that before. It doesn’t work.
P2: That makes sense, because you’re not a god.