Me in the Tim Hortons drive through: Hey can I get a large Gretter?"
The Tim Hortons employee: "A what?"
Me: "A Gretter; that's a coffee with 9 cream and 9 sugar in honour of number 99 The Great OneWayne Gretzky."
Employee: "So that's like a whole cup of cream eh?"
Me: "Oh yah, but..yanno.. gotta get it."
Employee: "Oh fuck yah ok drive on up."
Me: "Thank you."
A person from the Niles region of Southwest Michigan that is known as one of the dregs of society. Gritters are usually known for being unkempt and wearing pajamas to Walmart, and being of a lower IQ, while thinking they are some sort of dirtbag Patriarche.
The female version is a Gritta, and a particularly well known Gritter, with the proper pedigree is known as a Legacy Gritter
Grettel is a caring, loving, romantic person. She is usually small and likes things most people don't. She cares and is wholesome to everyone she meets and considers other people's feelings. She wants everyone to feel welcome and you're lucky if you ever date one! Marry a Grettel and see your life be the best it has been in years. Great at relationships, loyal, and amazing behind closed doors.
"I see he got a Grettel, what a lucky guy."
"Yeah he better take good care of her, though"
Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns