flatbeated 

To beat someone in counter-strike and have the favour returned to you via used condom on face

"ohh shit we beat SK, watch for HeatoN with the dommys"

flatbeated by Mordain June 14, 2003

Flatulated 

Definition 1: Flatulated is flatulence in the past tense. It is the passing of gas from one's anus. It is the brief period after a minor explosion happens between one's legs.

Definition 2: Flatulated is a childishly gross and obscene "Cult Classic" death metal band from San Antonio, TX. Flatulated combines old school death metal with traditional song writing and well thought out lyrics in a disgusting story telling fashion.

Example 1: "Dude, I totally flatulated in your face. Did you smell that?"

Example 2: Dude 1; "Dude, Flatulated totally freaking rules! I'm like totally their biggest fan" Dude 2; "Like OMG, Me too dude, they're my favorite band!"

Flatulated by Flatulated Phil October 2, 2010

Flatheaded 

otherwise known as; to be a Flathead. basically meaning slutty, jerky, or diddlerish.

Girl #1: so..me and adam hooked up today..
Girl #2: are you guys dating?
Girl #1: no.
Girl #2: *gasp* that's so Flatheaded of you!

Flatheaded by diddlegirl69 February 17, 2010

flatbeat 

a very sad person who writes their own definitions.

flatbeat by Incuban July 28, 2003

Flambested 

to be madly in love with

Shannon, I am flambested with you.

Flambested by Blargy96 June 15, 2012

flaberated 

A dream when you have unholy thoughts

I had a flaberated dream about my crush

flaberated by That Man Marco November 30, 2019

Flatulated 

To expel digestive gasses through the rectum (bootyhole)

Dude, I flatulated in her eye when she was tossing my salad

Flatulated by Hung Like A Fieldmouse December 6, 2019