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More of an observed phenomenon than a group of actual young people, kiddies refers to the apparent force that seemingly sways various events on the Internet.
The kiddies woke up and voted for Donkey Kong in the poll.
The kiddies got home from school and stole all my HITs.
kiddies by smasherx December 28, 2005
1) Insult used for people who seem to think that they are hard, whereas in reality they are 11 year olds who want to 'make sex' with Nikki Webster
2) sj0r's sex-objects
1) fkn kiddies always hanging off my trying to get me to tell them how much of a fwiend of theirs I am...
2) Oh mmman! Oh mmmmmmaaan!!! Oh My God!! Oh! Ohh! OOOOHHHHHH!!!!
kiddies by sj0r June 13, 2003
People who wake up and then immediately connect to the Internet, and vote for the loser in a poll contest (usually one in which Pikachu is losing). "Kiddies" are considered by anyone with a positive IQ ro be non-existant
Just wait till the kiddies wake up!
kiddies by EvilZak August 24, 2003
Kiddies, usually Used in Britain when joking about a kidnapping or a nonce
Year 7: yeah fam innit did you see those kiddies get snatched

Friend: yeah fam he propa likes kids him
Something that Mr. M likes to call us when he is upset. Things may get yucky
Hey kiddies quiet down!!
Kiddies by Flap-Jack October 19, 2017
"omg i used to have such big kiddies"