Lemon Cream

When you ejaculate and piss at the same time and the thickness of your semen mixes with the yellow colour of your urine to make a sticky yellow liquid.

Man, I've been making so much lemon cream lately, I should really use the bathroom before I decide to masturbate.

Lemon Cream by Krusnoas January 12, 2015

Lemon Cream

The thick, moist combination of sweat and semen produced during a grueling Lemon Party.

The man walked into his room in the brothel and was horrified to find the Lemon Cream remains of the rooms' previous occupants.

Lemon Cream by Taylor132 June 22, 2012

Lemon Cream Pie 

To ejaculate into the orifice of a man or woman, then leave your penis in said orifice until the point where you are able to urinate. You then urinate into the afore mentioned orifice, after which your conquest contracts the orifice muscles and forces out the ejaculate and urine as if the contents were under pressure.

Holy hell, Dave gave me such a lemon cream pie the other night...I'm gonna have to have my parent's couch professionally steam cleaned.

Lemon Cream Pie by Tommy Harris March 12, 2008

Lemon Cream Pop 

The result of freezing urine in a penis shaped ice mold, carving out the inside and filling it with semen, freezing that, then refilling and refreezing the tip. A woman (or man) can then suck upon said "pop" until they reach the gooey inside. Additionally, one can use the "pop" to perform simulated coitus, causing the thawing of the ejaculate inside the vagina, resulting in pregnancy.

Son, you were made one wild crazy night where I fucked your mother with my lemon cream pop.

Lemon Cream Pop by FishMounter September 13, 2011

Lemon cream soda 

the frothy, uncomfortable stream of piss that is created by peeing directly after busting a nut

ryan: yo, you ever get a bad case of lemon cream soda?

kyle: yeah, the shit sucks.

Lemon cream soda by MrStealYoMeme May 18, 2018

lemon-cream shot 

A mix of piss,cum and vodka, can add blood for strawberry lemon.

Mike poured a lemon-cream shot down my throat.

lemon-cream shot by marjorine April 6, 2024

lemon creamer 

when a male has sex with a female partner in the anus and then procedes to ejaculate. he then keeps his penis inside her anal cavity until he becomes soft. then the male urinates while still inside the anal cavity of the woman. when the mixture is deficated out, it comes out yellowish-white, much like a lemon cream pie.

"dude, last night i did that girl in the ass!"

"did you give her a lemon creamer?"

"ALL DAY!!!!!!!"

lemon creamer by El Smockito March 30, 2009