lort 

Lort is a danish word for 'Shit'.
Often used to describe that a thing/action was bad.

"Det her mad smager af LORT!"
"This food taste of Shit (Lort)!"

"Det var virkelig noget lort, du lavde der."
"That was really a stupid action."

lort by Dont-got-a-name June 30, 2007

Lort 

Another way of saying Lord. Like how a southern black woman like Madea says it.

Praise the lort!

Lort by Henryso March 31, 2015

lort 

A play on "lord" or "lawd", see also Lordt

Look at this basket of puppies!

Oh my Lort, that's the cutest damn thing I've ever seen!

lort by Beigina November 16, 2016

Lort 

Lort on danish means "Shit/poop"

Ram toiletet næste gang med din lort
wich means: Hit the toilet next time with your shit/poop

Lort by Pjomleren March 31, 2016

Lort 

A person who looks like a witch, or has an absolute monstrous nose.

Get the fuck outta here ugly ass lort

Lort by BigLortMin November 12, 2020

lort 

This is the noise that occurs when a fart passes through bath water.

Whilst chilling in the tub, if one feels the need to fart, a bubble will rise and explode with the resulting sound: LORT!

lort by Zeke1 September 5, 2006

Lort 

shortnd way of saying "see you later" or "good bye"

1 It was nice partying with you but I'm going to the bar, Lort!

2 That dude just lorted.

3 Im lorting soon.

can also be used in the phrase "see you LORT!"

Lort by J BLZA August 10, 2007