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Jeremyism 

A religion to celebrate Jeremys. This religion was created by the Minecraft youtuber Smallishbeans.
I am part of the Jeremyism religion.
Jeremyism by JustAni August 27, 2020

Jeremyism 

A religion that Smallishbeans, also known as Joel, on YouTube created. This religion originated in X Life and Joel himself made the Church of Jeremy for it.

The origin story is quite complicated, but our leader, Joel has simplified and written it in the Book of Jeremy. The origin story reads:

"The one true Jeremy contacted player Smallishbeans and told him to create the church of Jeremy.
"The one true Jeremy appreciates when people rename animals after him and wishes this to be spread across the X Life world. He promises longer lives and rumor has it that there is another life after our 10th. The Jeremy life where we live on through the body of Donkey Jeremy.
"Jeremy promises to make your lives here on the server much better and bring you some sick nasty content."

The Book of Jeremy also has 7 rules, which read:

1. If an animal has been given thy name of Jeremy, it can never be renamed.
2. No stealing.
3. You must complete the ceremony to become a follower of Jeremy.
4. You may use the name of Jeremy for your pets.
5. Everyone is allowed as we are all Jeremy.
6. Every year you must walk to Jeremyville and pet Donkey Jeremy (he gets lonely).
7. We don't talk about fight club.
Joel: Hey, can you please become a Jeremy and join my religion?
Lizzie: It's a cult! Jeremyism is a cult!
Jeremyism by AJ Moore August 31, 2020

Jeremyism 

A holy cul- religion created by the smallish beans in x-life after a fight with that weird Scottish guy (scott or something?) and being instructed by the one true jeremy!
Joel: Can you join jeremyism?
Jimmy: Y E S
Lizzie: It's a cult!
Jeremyism by Nish to da nash September 6, 2020

Jeremyism 

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"Jeremyism" is NOT a cult
Jeremyism by Kajiji Cumberbitch September 17, 2020

jeremyisthebestandtodaywecelebratehimandheisalsoadonkey day 

Today is jeremyisthebestandtodaywecelebratehimandheisalsoadonkey day

Jereding 

Verb. Sounds painful, but isn't. May cause chaffing. Possibility of causing blindness. Should only be done in moderation. Should be outlawed in 49 states, excluding Nevada, because if Jereding happens in Vegas, it SHOULD stay there. It comes with required eye protection.

Usually will cause mental picture tubes to blow. Jereding is self-explanatory and sometimes self exploratory. Usually done as a solo act and does not cause pregnancies.

Everyone is doing it.
I tried Jereding....it cleared the room.

Jereding should only be done under close supervision.
Jereding by s geezy July 6, 2010