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faking it 

When a woman (or sometimes man) fake an orgasm in order to make the partner think they are a sex god/dess.
Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships and commitments.
faking it by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

facing it 

the fine line in between fun and complete boredom. Usually occurs in groups; The act of having fun by being half-bored.
when you're floating in a semi-heated pool in eastern washington in september with everything but your face in the water...hugging the light in the pool for warmth with 3 of your friends... YOU'RE FACING IT.
facing it by Ali Divanfard July 8, 2005

Faking it 

Used when referring to someone who has used fake tan to give others the impression she looks good.
Guy 1: Veronica looks so good tonight. I love summery looking chicks
Guy 2: Ah, she's faking it man.
Faking it by Annabelle Howie December 13, 2007

faking it rain 

A phrase commonly used as to when one has the desire to show off how much cash they have, but in reality you only have $2 lazy ass *sobs*
"Man, I am gonna make it rain tonig- no, wait, I'm faking it rain cuz I'm broke af"

Faking it 

When you’re pretending to be something or do something. You know if you’re faking it. If you’re questioning it then it isn’t faking.
Person 1: You arent trans you’re faking it

Person 2: im not...

What does it mean when you see flying platypuses? 

1. You're about to die.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.

High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

My ass: A lot of things. Why?

High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.