derito 

One of the greatest friends you'll ever meet. Will always be there for you no matter what the situation is. Fatherly figure to her friend. And most importantly the EPICEST HOOMAN BEING AND SHE CAN'T DENY IT!!

Liv: Mally is the epicest.
Mally: Filthy liar, derito is obviously the epicest.

derito by Malleeeeeeee November 6, 2020

Danny DeVito 

The physical coming of Christ

Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito by What The Pop November 15, 2017

Danny DeVito 

Only the sexiest man alive. With one cold stone stare he'll have you on your knees! To some boomers he is not sexy but to Gen Z he is the hottest guy around. He is able to destroy his enemies with one foul swoop of his Cobblepot cane.

Girl #1:Wow isn't that guy hot!
Girl#2: Yeah, but not as hot as Danny DeVito!

Danny DeVito by Purplepinkgamer November 30, 2019

Danny DeVito 

The god of all men. Has the ability to kill all of his opponents with the singel swoop of his trash can.

He speaks for the trees and helps out Hercules. He is the new leader of this land, he is god almighty, he is Danny DeVito.

Danny DeVito is god of this land we all shall bow down to our lord.

Danny DeVito by Skelecool July 19, 2018

Danny Devito 

The god himself. The lord and savior of the egg kingdom. The creator of all life known in the universe and beyond. A big religious icon in the world and especially in Hollywood.

Friend: Hey who’s your god?
Me: Oh just Danny Devito

Danny Devito by The_Egg_Slayer November 8, 2018

El Dorito

Legendary Left wing back who represented Ireland in underage before declaring for Mexico at senior level. Career highlights include winning two CONCACAF Gold Cups, one Mexican Primera Division, four Airtricity League Titles, one Barclays Premier League Runners Up Medal and scoring a goal in the 2007 U19s European Championship third place playoff match.

I felt bad for El Dorito when the Tottenham Hotspur fans booed him off the pitch for injuring Jermaine Jenas.

El Dorito by cheesy454 July 25, 2021

Dorito Dick

When you are eating Doritios while masturbating and your penis gets Dorito dust all over it

Dude, I got the worst case of Dorito Dick last night. I was eating Doritos and watching TV when Wild Things came on. I looked down after the swimming pool scene and my dick looked like a 9 inch Cheeto.

Dorito Dick by Harry Moe Lester February 27, 2015