gufnick 

When to and da boyz go into the gulag and have a massive anal bleaching party and jerk circle whilst playing chess with fez's or top hats equipped in the helmet slot, all while throwing bags fulls of pop it's combined with dog shit.

Man 1: Hey have you tired out the new warzone?
Man 2: No. How come?
Man 1: I heard there's a really cool dlc that adds the gufnick mode to the gulag

gufnick by Bagaygol November 2, 2020

Gurnicking

the act of urinating on bathroom floors and walls either intentionally or unintentionally; the noun form of the word "to gurnick".

Man 1: dude, i had to piss massively but the bus was moving.
Man 2: so, gurnicking is your thing?
Man 1: ... yeah...

Gurnicking by masster debater March 12, 2011

gurnick 

To coat the floor, walls, and sometimes ceiling of a room with urine. Can be done either intentionally or unintentionally. Noun form of gurnicking.

Ex. 1:

Man 1: Why does it smell like dried piss in here?
Man 2: Mike came in and decided to gurnick the bathroom last night.
Ex. 2:

Man 1: They really should put a light in the bathroom in this bus.
Man 2: Don't tell me you gurnicked it.
Man 1: Well, I can't tell for sure, there wasn't a light!
Man 2: You little shit!

gurnick by Eileeen Dover April 17, 2011

gurnick 

to piss on a bathroom floor and/or wall; verb form of the word "gurnicking"

Bro 1: Dude, I'm sorry but I...
Bro 2: You gurnicked didn't you?
Bro 1: Sorry bro...

gurnick by gurnickingmaster March 13, 2011

Gurnick 

Word used to describe someone that’s an absolute ferret/loose cannon

Oh would ya look at Shane he’s a right aul gurnick

Gurnick by Juice Martyn October 21, 2020

Gutnick

If we are being brutally honest, gutnick is king. How does one know gutnick is king? Because god put gutnick on this earth to be king

Gutnick is king

Gutnick by DiamondCrusher November 23, 2021