Another name for Arizona's Arnold Palmer Lite Half Iced Tea and Half Lemonade. The name arose after several people noticed that the portrait of Arnold Palmer on the can looked similar to that of President George W. Bush.
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.
*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.