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colamonkey55 

the coolest tiktoker ever so funny and gorgeous af.
wow she’s funny must be colamonkey55
colamonkey55 by pariseffiin June 24, 2021
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Cherry cola 

When someone(mainly a girl)is very artistic,laidback,smart,sweet,and full of life.
Jerry:Mary is so cherry cola,she let me copy her notes in math!
Jimmy:cherry cola?
Cherry cola by St.JIMMMMY November 9, 2019

George Bush Cola 

Another name for Arizona's Arnold Palmer Lite Half Iced Tea and Half Lemonade. The name arose after several people noticed that the portrait of Arnold Palmer on the can looked similar to that of President George W. Bush.

Coca Cola Bandit 

A man who jokingly robs shops too dangerously
(Such as robbing a candy store)
Did you kill a man just to steal the chocolate from him? Fuck you fucking Coca Cola Bandit
Coca Cola Bandit by BlurBoy December 20, 2021

Coca-Cola Espuma 

Coca-Cola Espuma by Mr.6% October 20, 2020

Santorum Colada 

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.
Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.
Santorum Colada by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012