Jewism 

A word used to describe both a positive or a negative Jewish act. Created by the great Joe Klass, and Marc Chin.

" Today has been a jewriffic day!!!", or "Dammit don't be such a Jewtart..." these are classic jewism's

Jewism by Jew King287 July 12, 2009

Jewism 

Jewism is an unjust range of thoughts towards the Jewish religion.Some of these could be classed as racially incencitive,but thats a load if pigshit.

See that guy over there,he must be jewish ,wow his race should of been exterminated in WW2,heil Hitler! Anyway thats jewism.

Jewism by Jamie Heskett October 26, 2020

Jewish by injection

(n.) a term used to describe a gentile, or non-Jew, who engages in intercourse with a Jew one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat of an honorary Jew of sorts.

"Have you met my new girlfriend?"

"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"

"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"

"Right on!"

Jewish by injection by JAP_ January 11, 2008

Jewish racing gold

Jewish racing gold is the description of certain shades of the colour gold. It is most often applied to cars painted in a gold colour, though can also be applied to describe other items of this colour.

It is derived from the stereotype of Jewish women of a certain age having a prediliction to gold-coloured clothing and accessories, and is therefore mildly perjorative.

Shabbat shalom, her car is jewish racing gold!

Jewish racing gold by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011

Jewish Goodbye

People trying to say bye to loved ones but keep bringing up ONE extra little thing, laughing/talking, and trying to actually say goodbye over and over but can't leave each other just yet

"Aw, darling, thanks for having me! Bye!"
"Of course sweetheart, thank you for coming and bring John next time!"
"Omg, I will! Did I tell you we're talking about a puppy!"
"AW! WHAT KIND?!"
(an hour later)
"But no, he's been a great cat and you and John should get that puppy you were talking about! Pets can be so great! Anyway, OK HONEY go! Haha, Love you, and stay off of I-10, there's a crash..."
"Ugh! I will! My sister just got her truck out of the shop for a crash on I-10..."
"Aw no! Is she alright? Does she know a guy? Hold up, let me give you a number..."
"This is the Jewish Goodbye of life! Haha! Last week at nan's house, OMG while you're writing that let me tell you..."

Jewish Goodbye by Skotreeseonce October 6, 2015

Jewish Pillow Talk 

1) When, after having sex with a prostitute, the matter of payment is discussed.

2) The type of dirty talk that's meant to turn on someone who's Jewish.

1) Man: That was just what I needed!
Prostitute: That'll be $40
Man: Woah baby simmer down with that Jewish pillow talk, you'll get paid soon enough

2) Man: You know we still have another hour to ourselves...
Woman: Sorry hun, I'm just not in the mood
Man: My stock portfolio has an annual growth rate of 67%
Woman: Quit talking and fuck me already!

Jewish Pillow Talk by Jefferson S. Flex December 10, 2013

jewish piano

A pocket calculator

Slomo pulled his Jewish piano out to work out a price.

jewish piano by Habibul Bashar April 13, 2022